In Midtown Miami, a naked man's rampage at a gym spills onto the streets; in Houston, a nude intruder leaves behind a chilling message; a naked prowler keeps a Georgia community on edge.; in Ohio, a topless woman leads police on a high-speed chase.

A machete-wielding naked man terrorises a gas station. A shoplifter stuffs steaks in his pants which he quickly sheds. A naked driver unleashes his wrath (and more) on a cruiser. A high-speed chase in Santa Fe ends with a crash and a bizarre tirade.