Nude lawbreakers include a shooter on a San Francisco bridge during rush hour, a serial sexual deviant in Houston, a lawn ornament thief in Florida, a crew of beachside burger bandits in the buff and a weather-braving escaped convict in Idaho.

Nude suspects participate in an armed stand-off with cops, a joyride in a stolen ATV, a bold break-in and a high-speed chase in a stolen truck; a naked man wields a machete; a country icon in the buff has a brush with the law in Texas.