The vampires prepare for a visit from Baron Afanas from the Old World, and Guillermo assumes that his 10th anniversary celebration as a familiar is part of the party. Nadja believes that a modern man is the incarnation of her decapitated lover Gregor.

The werewolves of Staten Island launch an attack on Laszlo's vulva topiaries, threatening the age-old truce between werewolves and vampires. Colin discovers that an advanced form of energy vampire has taken up residence in his office.