Current affairs spoof set in a news studio, featuring sports commentator Alan Partridge and US reporter Barbara Wintergreen. Prince Charles volunteers to spend time in Brixton prison, an Elvis fan on Death Row plans to die like the King, and there's a report about bullying vicars.

A satirical take on TV news reporting. Wild horses cause problems on the London Underground, the BBC replaces the Nine O'Clock News with a soap set in a bureau de change, and the monarch and the prime minister come to blows.