Granny provides Homer Cratchit with a baldness cure which makes the other employees curious about what's going on on the 5th floor. One secretary sets her sights on marrying Jed.

Jethro meets Mrs. Drysdale's guru and decides he wants to be one also. Granny thinks it's all nonsense but when she tries to put a stop to it the followers find her common sense inspiring and make her the head guru.