ESCORT: After dropping the news that she's an escort for older men, our contestant and her friend must deal with a creepy client, who wants to take them out for a night on the town. Co-host: Kelly Osbourne. PATRIOT: After sarcastically saluting a veteran, then swapping made-up war stories with the man, this contestant has his friend marching straight for the door. Co-host: Moshe Kasher.