ESCORT: After dropping the news that she's an escort for older men, our contestant and her friend must deal with a creepy client, who wants to take them out for a night on the town. Co-host: Kelly Osbourne. PATRIOT: After sarcastically saluting a veteran, then swapping made-up war stories with the man, this contestant has his friend marching straight for the door. Co-host: Moshe Kasher.

LAUGHS: This contestant takes the saying "laughter is the best medicine" a little too seriously, after getting the giggles at his waiter's misfortunes. Co-hosts: Bill & Giuliana Rancic. THE ACCIDENT: H20 is what's on the menu during this prank that escalates when our contestant has an accident in his pants and needs the restaurant's help to dry them. Co-host: Alex Mandel.