When the guys show up to the scene of a failed suicide, their angry patient's Suburu-driving, parents'-basement-dwelling existence looks so familiar that they dub him Future Brian.

Getting shot in the arm during a robbery causes Theresa to assess where she is on the road to her dreams, and she doesn't like what she sees. Afraid that her FBI talk is for real this time, Johnny proposes that they go get married. As in, today. Right now.