After the guys treat an overly ambitious gym rat, Johnny and Hank are pumped when they get free passes at a health club loaded with attractive people. Meanwhile, Voodoo tests the limits of Brian's ability to remain in a sexless relationship.

Johnny has to deal with his prejudice against "rich white guys" when Hank starts dating Johnny's wealthy landlord. Meanwhile, Billy helps Brian work through his heartbreak after Voodoo starts seeing a guy she met on an asexual message board.