After picking up a distress call, Lister, Rimmer and Cat get all spiffed up expecting to met the first women they have seen in who knows how long. A surprise is in store for all of them.

The crew goes on a bender on a small moon, after they return Rimmer gets depressed about his love life. Lister then shares one of his memories with Rimmers hologram tape and has Holly set Rimmer up so he thinks it is his memory.