The guys learn from Willie that John Luke is going through his first break up. In order to make him feel better the men decide to take John Luke hunting for nutria, and impart their relationship wisdom. Phil and Kay have a famous pet photographer come to their house to take pictures of them and their canine pets. But having a yuppy pet photographer from the city interacting with country born and raised Phil Robertson becomes interesting.

With Willie out of town, the guys decide to flake off work and brush up the duck blinds on the Robertson land. When Si spots what he thinks is the infamous "Black Panther," the skeptical Duckmen launch a mission to prove that it was just a figment of his imagination. Back at Phil's house, Phil enlists the help of his football-playing nephew and his fellow teammate to do chores, citing that this will "make them better football players."