Duckman, in search of his free clock radio, takes the family out to the desert. They wind up in a small town where "King" Chicken is the sheriff and Duckman is put on trial for being a heretic.

The family goes to a new age fair and at one of the booths, Duckman meets his mother who's been reincarnated as a "highly infectious germ". He learns that if he parents his children correctly he won't come back as germ, so he showers his kids with too much affection.