Andy and Harold are excited about college, but their kids may not be. Ephram wants to skip the SAT to apply to performing arts schools. Amy ignores a Princeton rep, and Bright, whose best hope is an athletic scholarship, is thrown off the football team.

Life is strife. The two Dr. Abbotts clash over the virtues of Western and Eastern healing, Delia's babysitter tries to micromanage Ephram, Colin's father won't stop drinking and Nina contends with her divorce.