A tale of two parties. Madison has a gig at a bar, so Ephram uses a fake ID to get in - and he buys way too many drinks. And Tommy takes Amy to a party where they mix vodka and drugs, with disastrous results.

While Bright's football buddies receive their college acceptance packets, all he gets are the little envelopes that say "sorry, loser." Also: can Madison still be Delia's sitter even if she and Ephram are splitsville?