On the hour-long season premiere of This Is Not Happening, host Roy Wood Jr. comes to face-to-face with his hip-hop hero, Howie Mandel battles his raging fear of germs, and Scott Thompson meets the Human Urinal.

Tom Green recounts his experience with the president on "The Celebrity Apprentice, Michael McDonald tries to teach comedy to Faye Dunaway, and Brad Williams has to judge his identity for a celebrity golf tournament.