Elaine loans Mr. Pitt's expensive tennis racket to an executive from Doubleday who hints there may be a job opening for Elaine soon. Jerry's girlfriend never smiles or laughs at his jokes but her roommate laughs at everything he says so he contemplates the switch. George's girlfriend, a model, eats a lot but never puts on weight.

When George learns that their friend Gary never had cancer as he claimed, he promises to keep it a secret from Jerry. Elaine gets all tied up in knots when she learns that someone said hi to her ex-boyfriend on her behalf. Kramer has a run-in with the local beat cop who tells him there's someone in the neighborhood who has amassed parking tickets for years.