The gang tries to figure out the tactics of card counters. Nessa has an unwanted admirer. Danny finds a scam artist. Mary gives an employee orientation to topless women.

Sam has to jet off across the country in search of replacement lobsters when a truckload he purchased for a very important wedding, is stolen. Meanwhile, Delinda's childhood boyfriend Jay shows up with news that he's dying of cancer, and of his final wish to sleep with her. Elsewhere, Mary books Michael Buble to sing for a wedding but has to wrangle him in when he refuses to sing, instead wanting to perform comedy or a mime act.