Ed, Danny, and Mike make a bet on who's the best security operative among them and who can find the Montecito's biggest source of loss within a 24-hour period. Mary must sell the last residential suite and hopes to entice big money with a performance by John Legend. Sam tries to help newly honored hotel manicurist Polly win her boyfriend back.

Ed, Danny, Mike and Delinda must take matters into their own hands when an Egyptian mummy is stolen before it reaches a planned exhibit at the Montecito. Mary has to deal with an annual guest who is allegedly stealing Montecito room amenities. Sam receives an indecent proposal from Harris Lipskey.