Denny is ordered by Judge Cooper to represent an indigent client accused of murder and rape of a child. Denise represents an old friend of Shirley's who is trying to save his marriage from annulment after he cheats on his wife ... with a cow. Alan and Brad defend a TV station that fired it's popular clown for discussing global warming on the air.

A day shopping ends in disaster for Denise and her housekeeper when the housekeeper's son is kidnapped. Alan takes a client suing for damages after being shot in the face with a paintball gun ... by Denny.