Jerry and Clarence face off on opposite sides when a college sorority starts asking socially awkward members to leave. Alan must defend Judge Weldon on drug charges for a tea in her possession. Shirley and Claire help a man whose DNA has been patented by the government once he is spontaneously cured of HIV.

Jerry's first case as a litigator for Crane Poole and Schmidt involves a woman suing her landlord who wants to evict her for keeping a therapy duck in a building that does not allow pets. Brad and Denise's wedding is complicated when the priest for the ceremony is arrested for harboring an illegal alien and Denise goes into labor.