Whitney Rome invades Crane Poole and Schmidt demanding Carl give her a case; he gives her a custody case with Miguel Obisbo who is fighting his wife over their son's interest in bull fighting. An old friend of Denny's, and a four-star Army general wants to sue the military on its don't-ask-don't-tell policy after he is discharged for coming out as gay. Alan's continued issues regarding Lorraine manifest as a bout of word salad.

Denny decides he needs to fire an associate because she is fat. Jerry takes a case for a woman who is an objectophile and is in love a utility box. Alan and Whitney proceed with Patrice Kelly's trial.