Expectations are high for the New Kids concert tonight, where Single Mom Maria gets the thrill of a lifetime but Amanda misses out because she is too humiliated to leave her room after offending Danny Wood.

Cruisers dock in Bermuda expecting a day in paradise, but the Bikini Sisters meet their nemesis; the Single Moms take dangerous risks; and the Seattle Super Fans miss their ride back to the boat. Meanwhile, on the ship, Amanda gets the surprise of her life.