Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo. Meanwhile, the Doctors are concerned about a young soldier who appears to be mentally deficient.

B.J. and Charles go in together to write a paper and end up fighting about who did what. Hotlips has a date with Scully and they end up fighting because Scully has no respect for her.