B.J. and Charles go in together to write a paper and end up fighting about who did what. Hotlips has a date with Scully and they end up fighting because Scully has no respect for her.

Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworthy of the Winchester heritage.