Candace uses a reality show to secretly film her brothers designing a white-water rafting ride. Meanwhile, Perry must crush Doofenshmirtz' dream of becoming a magician, as well as dominating the tri-state area.

Phineas and Ferb decide to spend the day doing absolutely nothing, but Candace doesn't believe them and ends up constructing something of her own, in an attempt to get them to take over for her, letting her bust them. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz invents an ugly-inator so he will be more handsome than everyone else.