The boys create Rutabaga-themed vehicles when Candace is chosen to be Rutabaga princess and gets to start the "Running of the Chinchillas." Across town, Doofenshmirtz plans to turn himself into a real live Kinderlumper to scare Roger into relinquishing control of the Tri-State Area over to him.

Perry comes face to face with an Australian platypus hunter set on destroying him. Baljeet is having an existential emergency and finds himself incapable of making decisions.