Cory and Shawn try to sneak an 'R'-rated movie into the house when the family will be out, but their plans are put in jeopardy when Mr. Feeny becomes their babysitter. Eric has failed his driving test, but he still decides to drive.

Cory quits the school production of Hamlet after learning he has to wear tights. Minkus replaces him, but is a poor substitute.