A time-traveling jerk wreaks havoc on history. Lion-O, leader of the ThunderCats, suffers as an Earthbound pet.

"Dance Dance Revolution" has caught on in Cuba, and even Fidel Castro gets involved. Godzilla is having problems in the bedroom. A night-time drive is interrupted by a vampire attack. "Jeannie" gets her just desserts. An athlete gives thanks after a game. "Dragon's Lair" is updated for the "middle ages". After a car accident, the guy from "Six Flags" makes everything better, for a little while. Lindsay Lohan battles other young starlets in a parody of "Highlander".