The Navy's new recruitment ad. General Zod gets his own exercise show. "There's No Place Like Home" doesn't work out quite right for Dorothy. "Cork" is America's first mentally challenged crime sleuth. Kraken is finally released, and finds it hard to start a new life. "Weasel Stomping Day" is celebrated, with music by Weird Al. Young Kevin makes a wish on a star that comes true, and he tells all his buddies so they can have their wishes granted too. A power shortage causes a crisis for the Enterprise crew, and they have to resort to cannibalism.

The legendary Kraken sea monster learns freedom isn't all it's krak-ed up to be.