Move over House, it's your cousin, Condo! Empire Strikes Back's Lando Calrissian led our heroes into a dinnertime trap with Darth Vader, and hilarity's the main course! In the spirit of 300 comes 1776. Michael Moore uncovers whatever happened to the girls' toys of yesteryear.

The Kool-Aid Man quenches some inconvenient thirsts. The mystery of why Enyclopedia Brown's parents aren't getting along. What new real will D&D's Venger conquer next? Wonder Woman reveal her revealing arch-enemy. Celebrities are drunk, but that's not why they go to rehab - they go to conquer the world! (Or something.)