Dracula fights back, 24 style! Superman picks the wrong pet sitter. Vehicle Voltron takes their sweet time, and the results aren't pretty. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Pac-Mantrix is; you have to see it for yourself. Kevin Shinick finally gets even with that bitch, and we don't mean Carmen Sandiego. Pinhead and the other Cenobites join the Girls Gone Wild franchise.

Sylar gets a new power in a Heroes parody. Mr. Magoo gets Laser Eye Surgery. Tarzan learns that not everything humans can teach him are as good as Jane's boobs. When Paris Hilton was stuck in prison, it was up to Nicole Richie to stage a "Prison Break."