The Kool-Aid Man quenches some inconvenient thirsts. The mystery of why Enyclopedia Brown's parents aren't getting along. What new real will D&D's Venger conquer next? Wonder Woman reveal her revealing arch-enemy. Celebrities are drunk, but that's not why they go to rehab - they go to conquer the world! (Or something.)

Hermey the Elf sucks at being a dentist. All Sally wants is a love note, but not for Linus it's misery. A nerd is stuffed into a locker and into the magical and confusing land of Narnia.