A puppet orgy; why God hates bees; a drunken visitor from Narnia; a rock song from the Dino-Riders; and Cobra Commander joins SAG.

The RC writers wonder what would happen if the alien from Alien was a different alien? Bert from Sesame Street gets a new roommate, we see what The Terminator would have been like as a step-dad and Papa Smurf sees what goes on behind the scenes in Undercover Smurf.