Thad offers to teach Alex what it is to be a local celebrity but he has ulterior motives. Mary Jo goes to extreme lengths to impress Coach Daniels' wife, who herself is trying to revive her sex life with her husband.

When his pre-game rituals start to betray his game-time performance, Harmon goes on a quest to find new mystical superstitions that will restore his kicking abilities. Meanwhile, Sammy explores career opportunities.