Trouty schmoozes to get PJ and Co. into an elite new nightclub---but the hot spot's owner aggressively pursues PJ. Elsewhere, Stephanie's new dating strategy falters; and Andy shudders at the thought of his imminent move to suburbia.

PJ is unwillingly drawn into a dinner date with a geeky former classmate, but events turn worse when he fails to call her back. Elsewhere, a reorganization in the Cubs front office could spell the end of Mike's job; and Brendan's broken romance causes him to swear off alcohol.