Teddy prepares to try out for the school play with some help from her friend Alice. But things go wrong when Charlie draws in ink all over her face right before the audition. Meanwhile, PJ eats too much bacon and has nightmares that he's become too fat.

Teddy is having a hard time recovering from her breakup with Spencer, so Ivy brings Skyler, the other girl, over to commiserate. To make themselves feel better, the girls make a mean music video about Spencer.