Taking time out from his new gig as a night-school fiction-writing teacher, Jonathan is hired by a mounted policeman whose name is on the client list of an S&M dungeon thatʼs about to be busted. Meanwhile, George is flummoxed to learn that his new publisher plans to cut costs on every front, and Ray fails a yoga test with Leah, putting their relationship in final jeopardy.

George worries about remaining "intact" after getting some sobering news from Dr. Kenwood, his new urologist. A bad day for Jonathan gets worse when a pair of S&M henchmen kidnap him, demanding a ransom that calls "GI" George and Ray to action.