When Cleveland and Donna are mugged at an ATM, Cleveland is accidentally wounded in the tussle.
By the time the story hits the local news, the attention goes to Cleveland's head, but Cleveland's version isn't the whole story.

Meanwhile, Roberta takes advantage of Rallo, who thinks that his sister is dying of a terrible disease.

Rallo gives Cleveland Jr. tips on how to woo the girl of his dreams; Cleveland challenges her boyfriend to a rap battle.