When Arianna The Bear is rude to Donna, Cleveland defends her honor by egging Arianna's house. But when Cleveland starts seeking revenge on everyone in Stoolbend, things get out of hand and he's accused of a cuddle he didn't commit. Meanwhile, in a cuddle mystery parody, Freight Train, Rallo and Junior try to exonerate Cleveland.

Donna forces Rallo to sign up for Stoolbend's version of the Boy Scouts, the "Freedom Squirts". But Rallo warms up to the idea when he realizes that he can make some extra cash selling candy bars to benefit a non-existent youth orchestra.

Meanwhile, Cleveland and Donna win a romantic hotel getaway in a raffle, but are forced to work off their bill when they charge too many "incidentals".