The Oracle is given the runaround from a blind date with a big secret, and Brandy seduces Mateo while Martin is not paying attention. Mel sets his heart on buying local tourist spot Peacock Island - but first he must find the mysterious Spanish owner.

Gavin begins to suspect Troy is cheating on him and the Oracle's tall tales get him into trouble with the police. A visit from Martin's mother Diana (guest star Una Stubbs) fails to raise his spirits, and Mel treads the boards with Madge at the Benidorm Palace.