Laurie Voutier loves a bargain, but recently it's been all spend and no sell, so wife Sue has put the breaks on the get the books balanced. Lucky for Lawrie, he's got a shop full of stock. This calls for a fire sale!

When his former junkyard mate decides to end their twenty-year feud and start speaking to Lawrie again, the Demo Man seizes the opportunity to buy some stuff from the old timer. Lawrie's got his eye on some choice bluestone. But going through the mountains of junk, Lawrie spies something that he wants even more and won't take no for an answer.