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Make sure you pack a good read for the beach! (We do not recommend self-help books on the island.)
It's time for the annual beach opening. Lay out a towel as the mayor "tests the waters." Unrelated: Do not pick up hitchhikers.
We apologize for the curfew. Please remain calm as we determine what's happening. On a separate note, keep your teenagers inside after dark.