When the Starks meet Simona and Stephen for dinner, they decide to ditch them with the bill resulting in an all out war dining war between the couples.

Eddie is pressured into taking a student's bribe by Mr. White in order to get a pay raise from Principal Duffy, so he and Joy can afford their vacation. Doug pays another visit to Dr. Bialik, as he believes his wife has been "recast" by a new Ally.