Forced to date others, Sabrina and Harvey try to ease the pain by double-dating - but Sabrina's witchly escort Dante has never been in the mortal realm before and has a very bad attitude about it, with unfortunate conquences for Harvey. Meanwhile, Hilda copes with a bizarre illness, punnitis, that puts a spin on everything she says and causes it to be taken literally.

Sabrina can't understand boys and when she senses something between Harvey and Valerie, she turns herself into a boy but ends up dating Libby. Hilda also transforms into a man to try and get rid of Mr Kraft.