Hilda and Zelda's zany cousin convinces the sisters to switch personalities, and gives Sabrina a cologne to use on Harvey in order to make him more ambitious.

Hilda and Zelda are ordered to rehabilitate three savage pirates and teach them good manners, Sabrina gets a magical fake ID from the Other Realm in order to attend an N'Sync concert, and Salem races to repair the Family Secret clue board before anyone finds out he broke it.