Jess battles with becoming a "soccer mom" while preparing Priscilla for soccer tryouts. Meanwhile, Jep tries to take the rest of the kids bird watching for some quality time outdoors, but gets side tracked when he learns there are cash prizes for finding rare birds.

After Miss Kay gets the kids sugar-crazed, Jess decides the family needs to cut sugar out of their diet for a week. Meanwhile, Jep gets himself into a jam while trying to snoop on Lily's diary.