Ozzy and Jack are on a road trip to Mt. Rushmore. Jack wants to get an up-close and personal look at the historic site from a helicopter, but Ozzy wants nothing to do with it. So, the two settle their differences the ol' Wild West way: a quick draw shoot out. On the road to Rushmore, father and son pan for gold, go inside a Minuteman Nuclear missile site, detour through Deadwood to visit Wild Bill Hickok's grave and get face to face with Crazy Horse.

It's Ozzy's birthday and Jack has a big surprise in store for him. Only problem is, Ozzy hates surprises. So, Jack's pulling a lot of strings to put together a perfect trip for the Prince of Darkness. On the agenda: medical oddities, a penitentiary, chocolate making and a voyage 220 feet underground, where Jack will reveal his biggest surprise - a relic from Ozzy's past.