Ozzy and Jack head to Arizona for a family camping trip with one of the littlest Osbournes, Jack's daughter Pearl. It's nothing, but stargazing and campfires for the Prince of Darkness and his granddaughter. Jack's plans to take the family to the Grand Canyon go awry when neither Ozzy nor Pearl want to go. In Sedona, Ozzy seeks an unconventional, new age method of treating his neck. The men say goodbye to Pearl and make their way to Sin City to visit Ozzy's old friend and legendary rock star Billy Idol.

Hitting the Pacific Northwest, Jack and Ozzy learn about competitive lumberjacks. Then Jack finds himself bed-ridden with the flu. So Ozzy steps up and visits a coffee roaster himself and gets super caffeinated. After Jack recovers, they visit an oyster farm and then visit a medium who has agreed to tell them if Robert the doll is evil.