Indiana Jones is late for a Broadway show and begins to recount his own experiences working backstage at George White's Scandals in 1920 to his disgruntled female cabdriver. Indy managed to woo no less than three girls in as many days: singer Peggy, poet Kate and socialite Gloria. Arriving at the theater, Old Indy has no time to finish his account to the cabbie and instead picks up the story in the course of lecturing a theatre critic about the hardships of the little people struggling to put on their show. 

Old Indy voluntarily visits a psychiatrist to prove he's still able to take care of himself (after getting himself stuck up a tree trying to rescue a cat). While there, he recounts a meeting with Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung and Alfred Adler in Vienna, Austria in 1908. The three of them were there to attend the world's first psycho-analytical conference. Young Indy asked them how to cope with his first crush, on Princess Sophie of Austia, daughter of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.