Dick becomes jealous when a old professor friend comes to town and tries his best to get Mary's attention. Meanwhile, Harry befriends a stray dog then finds out they are not allowed to have dogs because of the landlord's allergies. Sally is given a mission to discover what attracts women to different men.

When a obnoxious professor passes away and Dick finds out he has been chosen to the the eulogy, Dick has problems finding anything good to say about the man. Tommy sees a cheerleader on the side.