When Sally discovers that Officer Don has had other girlfriends before her, she starts to track them down. Dick has problems adjusting to being the dean's boyfriend.

Dean Albright puts another professor in the office with Dick and problems arise; Sally tries to play match maker with Nina. At Happy Doug's bar, Tommy fixes up an old 'love tester' machine but is disappointed when it classifies him as 'cold fish' and Harry 'hot stuff'.